Big Bakes

This is the fourth episode of BFDI.Announcer: ''Sad news. There will be no episode 4 of BFDI.... actually, LATE APRIL FOOL'S!''

(intro)

(Match is sitting in the grass)

Leafy: Hey, Match. We know that the speaker thing is offering us something great, but what we don't know is what's inside of the speaker box! I suggest we crush it to find out!

(Leafy grabs hammer and throws it at the Announcer but misses)

Leafy: Aw, I missed.

Ice Cube: Leafy, what's happening? You're trying to kill the speaker box?! You've become evil!!

Leafy: Icy! I missed you! Where were you?

Ice Cube: I want revenge!

Announcer:...Cake at Stake.

(Cake at Stake intro)

Announcer: ''So, since the Blocks were dumber, they got a lower total test score. One of them goes home. And the number of votes is...*number of votes being displayed as 00012* Again 12 votes? Ugh.This time, I forgot to buy a cake. so I had to make something It's a *bam* sliced chunk of ice.''

Match: *about to vomit*

Announcer: So yeah, if you remain ice-chunk-less, you leave BFDI

Announcer: At 0 votes is Firey and Flower. *throws at Firey and Flower. Firey melts the ice and Flower flies off into the horizon.*  Blocky, Pen, and Eraser. Also no votes. Wait. Eraser's dead. (Master Recovery Center recovers Eraser.) That's better. *flings chunks to Eraser, Pen, and Blocky*

Eraser, Pen, and Blocky: *smashed from chunk of ice*

Announcer: Rocky and Snowball, you only got one vote a piece.

Snowball: ARE YOU KIDDING M-*BAM! Snowball's face gets smashed by an ice chunk*

Announcer: Coiny and Spongy, you're the final two! So....... Spongy is the last one safe. Coiny is eliminated with 6 votes.

Firey: Goodbye, Coiny! HAHA!

Coiny: GRRRRRR-*gets flung to the TLC*

Announcer: Today's challenge is to bake treats. I’m one judge, Pin, a previously eliminated contestant is our second, and the magical die is our third. You have 30 minutes. GO!

(cut to Leafy)

Eraser: Um, hey Leafy! Why are you making such a big cake?

Leafy: So if anyone is having trouble making a treat themselves, I can lend some!

Eraser: Oh, so is it like you do it for me?

Leafy: Um, I guess?

Eraser: Good news Pen! Leafy is going to make us cakes!

Leafy: Well, that's not what I was planning for. So there's a price to pay!

* Leafy takes out a jar full of cyanide pills*

Leafy: Wha-? Oops, there's the jar I was looking for!

* Leafy takes out a jar labeled 'Tip Jar'*

Leafy: Pay up, boys! Minimum tip is five dollars.

Eraser: Oh, I don't have any money. *turns to Pen*

Eraser: Pen, you got some?

Pen: Mmm, here! *takes out an ten dollar bill*

Pen: I have ten dollars! That'll be enough!

Leafy: GRRRRR!

(A fast motion of everyone making their treats)

Announcer: ''Boop! Judging time! First, Blocky.''

Blocky: Here’s my cake.

* Blocky sets down his cake in front of the Announcer*

Announcer:  Ooh, chocolate cake.

* Announcer slices the cake in half and eats one half*

Announcer: ''Yum. 5/10.''

Pin: 1/10!

Announcer:*rolls the die* The die says 3/10.

(TV shows that Blocky has a score of 9/10)

Announcer: Bubble's turn.

Bubble: Mine's a strawberry cupcake.

Announcer: Good.

* Announcer slices the cake in half and eats one half*

Announcer: 6/10.

Pin: 8/10.

Announcer: ''*rolls the die* The die says 0.5. Wait. TV can't show 19/10 because it doesn't show fractions more out of 10/10. So, we will switch 10 to 20. 19/20.''

(TV shows that Bubble has a score of 19/20)

Bubble: A little more than Blocky.

Announcer: Eraser.

* Eraser dumps his cake next to the Announcer*

Announcer: Strawberry again? But this time it's a cake. A strawberry cake. I won't eat it. I'll just give it 7/10.

Pin: 9/10.

Eraser: Yeah!

Announcer: The die says 0/10.

Eraser: Aw!

(TV shows that Eraser has a score of 16/20)

Announcer: Firey.

Firey: It's a blueberry pie and I baked it with my flames.

Announcer: You baked without the oven? That is an automatic 10 for effort.

Pin: 0/10!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: The die picks 7/10.

(TV shows that Firey has a score of 17/20)

Announcer: Flower

Flower: I made this cake to celebrate me and how sexy I am!

Announcer: Rule 4000: Vain isn't allowed in the challenge. I give it 0/10.

Pin: Me too!

Announcer: So does the die.

Flower: No!

(TV shows Flower's score is zero out of 26)

Announcer: Golf Ball is next.

* Golf Ball puts down her cake in front of the Announcer*

Golf Ball: It's a rice cake.

Announcer: I don't like rice cakes. 3/10.

Pin: 2/10.

Announcer: Wow! The die says 10/10.

(TV shows Golf Ball's score is 15 out of 20)

(Title card: 10 minutes later..)

Announcer: OK. We're done. Let's compare the results.

(TV shows the ranks of each of the contestant's scores)

Announcer: So, the Bombcakers with a score of 635/700, wins. The Rough Blocks lost, So which one will go home? You choose. Voting ends in April 29, 2010